Anita the whore is back
It was two weeks ago that we met Nikoletta with a bachelor party, but we did not smash him, but we agreed with him. We lied to her, we left her to chance because we thought she was sitting in front of Taxis. She thought she was crazy, and three of them were bitches, I say to myself, they did not make a mistake, then a policeman picked up, called Uncle Jóka, but he was distracted by the whore and then came home by a train somehow Petigeci was out to meet him again, and they have moved together one week ago. Last time I went through the filtering, there was their apartment that Petigeci was crazy about sexually explicit images of all the rooms, even the bathroom Furniture was not a single piece, only bed and beer bottles with a pillow, as if they were a robbery robbers I said what did Petigeci do here? She says we crave all day and we sneak She says she can not want a better life than I am now I'm home, she says I'm fucking twice, she puts the pie out of the shop and then I'm sleeping I wondered, really that happiness She says Simonka should have a party tonight, I call you somebody, you'll be surprised. I'm okay, I got out of the shop, thinking about the road, I'm telling you he was calling the laughing ferret or his sister. I said to the kid, then look at it, we'll bake it, and then we'll have a chance to catch Petigeci. We went out to have a drink, we waited for the evening, Uncle Jóska came over, Petigeci invited me to see her looking at the apartment, just nodding We came out, little boy was already in the shower, says Uncle Jóska, and they go to fireworks in August, because she does not leave her alone. Did he hear you say it's fireworks? Where? He turned around with his fried bacon, and he saw the good man uncle. He took his eyes on the Good Sheep, he says I see her But he has nothing to do with it. Tell him Petigeci, they've been fired, Jóska, tells me to put the wire in peace and then give it to him. Echoes has frowned on laughing. He says, God, I can not urinate for two weeks. I'm not coming. Tell me Petigeci, then the old man was thinking, but he did not have to. I've had my tears flowing from the laughter. Petigeci's phone just rings, Simonka says, listen now. He went out to the door, seeing he came in with a chick, they got closer, I see, Anita was the Woodpecker! I have not seen you since 1 year! He's changed a lot, he's a good woman. He's been drinking the same as he used to, Jóska had already begun to shake it up, I say, I'm picking it up before the old man gets caught. He did not need much of it, he'd sat in my lap. We went to Petigec, I say where you picked it, I did not believe it was alive. He says one day drunkenly called us to miss him, and that his only desire to meet with one of us was to call me. I told her, go to the bush like I used to, I frowned and shaken him, and then we'll be back together again.
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