Pregnant Selfies
I saw your 1 1/2 month pregnant selfie the other day. Oh
how demure, reserved you look standing there before the
mirror, phone in one hand, your blouse tucked under you
titties and your other hand over your uterus low on your
tummy. How careful you are not to let one of those blond
pubic hairs pop out over the elastic waistband, or let
even the bottom of a boob peek out from under your top.
You're going to be a mommy and want all the world to
know. But it's how you got there I want to tell. I've
always loved these women that post all these pregnancy
selfies, careful never to "show" anything. We all know
how you got there and I just happen to know exactly how
this one happened.
Your guy, my friend showed me and told me all about it,
at least what he remembers. Seems you forgot that you
had a break ins a few weeks back and your guy rigged you
apartment with cameras to catch them if they do it
again.
The party was over and your guy was passed out sitting
on the couch, perfectly framed in the living room cam.
You hadn't gotten so drunk as you were playing
"hostess".
You are seen flitting about cleaning up drinks and
spills and you notice as your guy rolls on the couch and
his legs come apart and you can clearly see his relaxed
bag let a ball hang out. That ripe egg deep in your
tummy, and the beer, cause you to take notice. I see you
bend over him and your jersey rides up and your cute ass
comes into view as you lift the edge of his shorts to
take a peek. His cock drops out and lays heavily on the
exposed ball.
He moans, "Gotta piss, pissss, uhhh... gotta go... bad."
You try to get him up but he's too drunk. He's trying to
hold his cock, "Gotta pee..."
You grab an empty popcorn tub bowl and gingerly pick his
cock up and hang if over the edge, "Ok honey, you're in
the bathroom, let it go."
You're intrigued by this point and have touched yourself
a couple of times. "Go on honey, you can pee." A golden
drop appears on his pee slit, then a stream, he is full.
He finishes and you "shake it" a couple of times and
giggle.
You go off frame to dump the pee and come back with a
beer and sit down next to him. You two are quite the
sight, him passed out with his dick and one ball hanging
out and you are sitting legs apart with your apparently
very fertile pussy in view, perfectly framed by your
golden bush. You squeeze your boobs and lean over and
kiss your guy and ask if he wants to "do it". No
response. You curl up next to him and start exploring
his body, and your own. As your pussy lips turn a deep
crimson red you are no doubt wondering if his "junk
works" when he's so drunk.
You're about to find out. Nothing you've done so far has
had any effect, his cock is resting comfortably on his
balls. I see your hand snake its way under the elastic
of his shorts and reappear sliding down his cock,
lifting his balls, caressing, stroking. Nothing.
As you squirm your pussy starts to glisten with your
girl cum. You slide a middle finger down there and it
comes out coated, you rub your finger on his lips, he
moans and licks. You coo and nibble his ear, how cute.
By now you're both naked and you're trying to hump his
leg, leaving quite the snail trail as you go. Quite the
contrast to the mommy selfie.
You roll off and look down, Uh-oh, he's starting to take
notice. His cock is getting quite plump and full, you
rub some more of your cream on his lips and nose and
look down, now with each heart beat his cock is
erecting.
By now you are drunk with hormone induced lust, you jump
off the couch in glee with your success and boobs
bouncing you straddle him and work the head of his still
somewhat soft cock into your sodden hole, you savor the
moment as inch after inch of his cock slides up you.
Suddenly you wince in pain and say, "Ouch, shit, I've
got to pee, but he'll go limp."
You grab another bowl and try to pee with him in you,
but you just manage to wash his balls, you quickly hook
the bowl under his balls and let it go again and now
bladder empty, you get on with business.
It's apparent from the video that his cock is getting
harder, and you can feel it, you shudder in orgasm,
drenching his balls in your girl goo, your nipples dark
and hard. You slide off of him and look down, his cock
is rock hard its head is an angry red. You wonder aloud,
"I wonder if I should put a condom on him? Naw, he
probably can't cum anyway, he's so drunk..."
What you didn't know was that he was now somewhat awake
and told me, "There she was, I'm looking at her ass and
she's wondering if I can cum?" "I didn't want to spoil
her fun, so I played along." "My nuts were busting, I'd
been out of town for a week, I had this huge wad right
at the base of my dick and my nuts were starting to ache
and I didn't care about condoms or anything else but
that she jack me off or suck me off or something,
anything, to let me shoot."
You got up and turned around, this is your moment of
decision, but of course you don't realize it. You grab
him and start to jack his ample dick, the head an angry
red, pre-cum oozing out, a few more strokes and there
would have been no mommy selfie. But just as his balls
were drawing up tight and he was seconds from orgasm...
you stopped, and climbed back on facing him, your tits
dangling in his face you arch your back and your gaping,
crimson red womanhood comes into view as you skillfully
slide over his length, all the way to his tight balls.
You stop to savor the moment, you last few moments to
prevent the selfie photo. But slowly you lift, and grip
his dick, back down you go, again and again.
He told me later it must have been the alcohol and the
weed but he had never had so much pressure before
without cumming. But then, you reached between you and
rubbed your clit and your quim contracted on his rock
hard member. Suddenly you were surprised as he grabbed
your hips and shoved you down hard and held you there.
You can plainly see in the video all but the very base
of his dick in your pussy. Just then you could see his
butt come off the couch and his cock jerking as seven
strong jets pulsed against your unprotected cervix.
"You bastard, I didn't think you were awake, I didn't
think you could cum, shit, what now?," she exclaimed. "I
wasn't awake and I think you're the one that started
this little fuck session."
You sat there dumbfounded as the results of your
miscalculation was seeping from your cunt down over his
balls, now that's the photo you should have in your
"pregnancy progression" folder. Another is the overhead
view of you in the toilet sitting legs apart with your
fingers up your cunt as you try to push and pull the
pearlescent boy goo out of you, pissing on your hand and
farting as you tried.
Or maybe another photo might be two weeks later when you
are sitting on the toilet every time you pee, wiping
deep in your slot for any sign of blood. Too late, your
body betrayed you, your hormones caused you to ride your
passed out guy till he fills you full.
Those cameras all over the place really helps tell this
story. Resigned to the fact there would be no period you
go to the store and get an EPT and leave it on the back
of the toilet for the morning.
I see you on the bedroom cam as you wake up and roll
over, grabbing your now very tender boobs as they roll
across your chest. Who knew you were a morning pooper?
You lay on your back for a moment and let out several
long farts over the next few minutes, the last of which
ended abruptly. As you lay there you exclaimed, "What a
morning, I gotta pee, I gotta shit and my boobs hurt
like hell, oh yeah, EPT morning."
You hold your boobies as you swing out of bed and sit
down on the toilet to read the instructions. "Ok, Ok, I
gotta go, how does this work, Ok midstream.." You strain
to hold your shit in and let your pee out and then you
shove the stick into the stream. Then a big sigh of
relief as you put the stick on the counter and lean
forward and release your aching bowels.
You take your shower and get out and put your clothes on
and carefully tuck your blouse under you tender boobs
and put your hand over your now filling uterus and snap
the picture. Then another with the EPT stick in hand.
Keys: MF impreg voy alcohol
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