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Girl Scout Sympathies

I shuddered as soon as I opened my apartment door. The sight of the green uniform this evening made my mouth turn dry and my skin run wet. I thought it was long enough that I wouldn't react this way, but apparently it wasn't. It was only one girl i ..continue reading

Mother's Day (slut wife, FMMM, humor)

It was a picturebook Mother's Day dawn. My angelic sons tottering into our bedroom at 6 am: one clutching a card he made in pre-school, the other carrying a breakfast tray with a worrying sort of wobble. Their father tiptoed behind them, encouraging ..continue reading

My Place In Things

I never did find my niche, but it found me on a lonely road in rural Massachusetts one hot August afternoon. My father thought forcing me into teaching would be just the thing to straighten me out, so I guess the joke is on him. He forced me to tak ..continue reading

A Passion For My Own

My introduction to the love of another woman came on a warm spring evening very recently. I find myself confused about what it means, afraid of the emotions the experience has unleashed. And yet I cannot rid myself of the glow of that one breatht ..continue reading

Interracial desires

For the last three years, I have been teaching English as a Second Language. I have had several students at various levels and for various lengths of time. Two years ago I had started working with Wu. He was Chinese and a project manager at a loc ..continue reading

A Woman Who Loves Men

Hello, out there in Internet Land. This is Mother Debbie, again. In my little corner of the World Wide Web, I'm your sounding board, advisor and provider of motherly advice to those mothers' sons who are in the less endowed crowd. You know who you ..continue reading

The xmas fake taxi

Christmas. At least that's my excuse. Party season, networking season. A client's PR company threw a big thrash in some cool Covent Garden bar. "Cool" was funny, because cool was the *last* word you'd choose to describe that crowded, clattering caver ..continue reading

In The Beginning

She can still see it all as if it were happening again this moment. The expression on his face just before impact. She could see he knew it was coming -- that he knew he was going to be severely injured and there was no way he could avoid it. That ..continue reading

The Au Pair In My Dreams

One summer, when I was 19, my parents decided to hire an Au Pair to look after my younger siblings. Mom was going to join Dad on a long business trip to Australia and the South Pacific. When the summer holidays started I went out to the Rockies t ..continue reading

A Present For The One I Love

We were walking through the woods near our home at the time of the shock. Julie did not take it well; she thought that I didn't love her. But she was wrong about that. The problem had always been there, though neither of us really noticed to beg ..continue reading

Slutwife at the bar

I'd had my new job for about 5 weeks, so I was familiar with most of the guys at the office, but I was still trying to fit in. As an office manager for an accounting firm I was both in-charge of the office and yet still subordinate to the accoun ..continue reading

A housewife chooses a second life as a call girl/prostitute

I knew the female's voice. I was absolutely certain. But somehow I could not believe what my ears told me; all she had said was 'Here is four hundred'. That was enough to tell me who spoke the words. What was my wife doing here? She was supposed ..continue reading

My Hot Math Teacher

It was just like any other day for 20 year old Jason. He woke up, got dressed, went down for breakfast. Just before he got downstairs he heard his parents yelling again and his dad leave for work. His mom was sitting at the table drinking coffee and ..continue reading

Swap Gone Bad

I wanted my wife to swing and I got more than I bargained for. Much of this story is true. My beautiful wife Sandy (32) and I (34) moved to the Midwest so I could get the promotion with my company. She is a cute, very hot looking brunette 5'7" wi ..continue reading

The Girl from Principles

Back when I let Mr. Vargas write the first story, everything about my life was wonderful. I had a wonderful husband -- my Josh -- who is also a wonderful lover and a wonderful daddy to my ten children and father of nine of them. (See, that's wh ..continue reading

The bath house

"God, I needed this," Ellie said to her husband Brad, "there's just something about a whirlpool bath that just eases all the tension right out of you!!!" "Mmmmmm, yeah," he replied while the swirling hot water wafted over his body, "we should come he ..continue reading

Stacee Needs To Keep Her Job

Stacee’s first week in the job has been stressful. She only had a few of her colleges names memorized, and she was still trying to figure out a good balance between answering the phone and entering the data from the piles of paper work she had sitt ..continue reading

A husband try's to talk his pretty wife into a threesome with another man

I'll start off by saying that my wife and I have been married for 16 years and sex was becoming a bit stale and uneventful. I enjoy fantasizing and suggested a fantasy involving her and two men but her reaction was, "You couldn't love me if you r ..continue reading

Strict Mom Converts Son Into Toilet

Jon was on his way home from the early spring senior year classes at his high school, summer was coming soon and graduation would be in just a few weeks. School was no longer a headache, and the workload had lessened substantially. It was with this s ..continue reading

A Nice Paycheck

"Ambulance six." "Ambulance six at Speer and Broadway." "Ambulance six respond to Le Crepe restaurant at 14th and Larimer on a party short of breath." "14th and Larimer. Copy and en route." "Watch for Pumper-1 responding with you." "Copy." We ..continue reading

The Goodbye Fuck

My name is Karen and, as some of you may recall, I am married to a divorced man. It is unusual to be sure, but his ex-wife and I have become friends, we talk regularly on the phone, we have never been intimate with one another but both of us hold ..continue reading

Her first gangbang

Becky was scared, and shocked, and very pissed off. "What's the answer? Your friend looks like she's already decided." Yea, Ramona was a stupid slut. She was staggering back to the van with one guy when another met them and simply escorted her b ..continue reading

Anal sexo with an old baby sitter

I wouldn't have fucked the hell out of our babysitter if she didn't belong to my gym. See, our babysitter, Stacia, has always been what I would consider "cute." She wears baggy clothes, even in summer, and so I never really got to see her body. Our ..continue reading

Lesbian Olga

I was feeling horny as hell the other night and made a call to Slightly Older Lesbians (SOL) to hook up with an older woman's horny like me. In the past, I would have gone to Novak's R Bar or Lilly's Music & Social House but women in the St. Louis, ..continue reading

The Sperm Hospital

She was upset for years after that, but my mother didn’t need him, she deserved better than that asshole anyway. My mother had been raising me by herself this whole time, making due with whatever we had, staying in shitty apartments while she worke ..continue reading

Wonder Woman

"Geez, I know all that, Mom! I'll be OK, really," the excited Drucilla exclaimed. "You've told me all that stuff before." "Drucilla darling, it's not that I don't trust you, but it's just so important, now that Diana has disappeared. You are the ..continue reading

Dads Humiliation

Bailey Easton, and her boyfriend Brad, both 19 years old, wanted to get married, but first they needed her father's consent. Born and raised Catholic she met Brad at the end of high school. A budding romance followed. The youth snuck out into the eve ..continue reading

My Wild Birthday CUM Party

Young teen Ladyboy gets his sweet 16th birthday, he had it CUMING to her and things get crazy, so lets BLOW the candles with him, FANTASY STORY... Though I will be 16 years old am still little in body type, but then again big in other areas for bei ..continue reading

Sassy Granny

My name is Cathy. I’m a 43 year old widowed mother. I have a 21 year old son named Brian. I’m a rather tall, slim woman; five foot eleven inches, very long, dark brown hair that comes down to my waist and dark brown eyes. Tennis and running has k ..continue reading

Strapon fantasy

It’s amazing how hard it is to think logically when you’re horny. I had the house to myself for the entire morning, a rarity anymore, and I was finally able to spend plenty of time in front of the computer searching my favorite porn sites. On a d ..continue reading

In praise of chubby and fat older women

It all started for me, wanting to be with chubby fat girls, when I was seventeen. Susan Fedico , and I had been fucking each other since we were fourteen. She was skinny as hell , no tits and her pubic bone use to rub me sore everytime we'd fuck. whi ..continue reading

Farmer strippers

Daddy, can I talk to you?” It was my daughter, Janet who had just turned 16 and is the apple of my eye. She is a beauty, but I could be biased. She stands about 5’4” weighs an athletic 112 lbs., has gorgeous light brown hair and brown eyes to m ..continue reading

Sexbot (robot sex,sci fi stories)

"Mark, did you hear me?" Charles swung around to see an exceedingly tall slender amazon type woman in bikini shorts and a diagonal band with a strap which served as a top. She was possibly the sexiest woman he had ever seen. He couldn't tell if she w ..continue reading

Silver Fox

Not far from Wynterton lay a small yet ancient grove of woods, where passersby rarely ventured. In the olden times it had been thought to be the home of witches and elves, but the truth of the matter was that people rarely had any business in these w ..continue reading

Sister Mary (family fun, porn stories)

In the year after I turned 18, three incredible things happened to me. The first two sucked. I guess the third did too, but you'll get that joke later. The first thing was that I hit puberty. Like a brick wall. One day I was a normal kid, a decent se ..continue reading

Anal sex with captain ass

We had just moved into this fancy-ass neighborhood about a month and half ago – my mother and I. It was just us, my dad had abandon us when I was 5, and good riddance to him. Unfortunately, my mother was torn up about him running out on us. She w ..continue reading

Fucking it on camera (cukold,xxx,porn)

Perhaps one of his more unusual undertakings was to apply for a job as a valet at an English stately home called Pitterslow Manor. His employer, Lord Snenton, was an ageing aristocrat with rather a strange sense of humor and virtually no sense when i ..continue reading

Blowjob, Cheating part 2

“Shut the fuck up,” I growled at her… I managed maybe five more strokes into her before I came… When I came back to myself she was bent over the table beneath me, most of my weight on her. The gravity of what I had done slammed down on my s ..continue reading

Son becomes an accident actor in an erotic thriller starring his mom

Gerald was struggling to stay awake. It was a Monday night, his homework was finished, he was home alone and his cock was ready to erupt. He was watching porn - video clips on his favorite website. He was there every night, but lately, with his mom ..continue reading

Lesbian erotic story

My introduction to the love of another woman came on a warm spring evening very recently. I find myself confused about what it means, afraid of the emotions the experience has unleashed. And yet I cannot rid myself of the glow of that one breatht ..continue reading

Farm Family Fun

I was posed with a dilemma. I wasn't quite between the proverbial rock and a hard place but it felt like it. My twin sons had informed me that they were pretty sure they were gay. That, in and of itself, was not and is not a big deal to me. It just i ..continue reading

Mature ficken in the airport

With each revolution of the turntable conveyer belt in the Newport News airport's baggage claims area Lisa became increasingly convinced that the bag wasn't there. She pulled the one that had been there closer to her for assurance. The bags had gone ..continue reading

Jenny fucks Pham's grandfather as a 90th birthday gift - part1

Jenny and I were just about to celebrate our first wedding anniversary. We first met about five years prior, while working at a local gym as personal trainers as we were putting ourselves through university. Jenny taught yoga and cardio classes, whi ..continue reading

Santa Fucks xxx

It is the evening after Thanksgiving, and as all around the town of Fairbush people were shopping, making merry and just enjoying the official start of Christmas season and in her warm home Amalia, the Good Witch was preparing her Christmas shopping ..continue reading

Ass to mouth

My first three year of high school could have been better. I was a pudgy boy and only five foot nine inches with a pimply face. My confidence was low so it didn’t take much to bring out my shyness and that is what made my first year horrible. Alth ..continue reading

Sex in the park

I'm a really lucky guy, I have two women who are hoy for me and willing to share me between them. Our relationship goes back a couple of years now, when I was dating Liz and getting some on the side from Patricia. I ended up getting caught out by ..continue reading

Black voyeur porn story

When it comes to sex, I've always perceived myself as very open, sophisticated, adventurous, erotic and fairly aggressive, in a lady-like way. I have a very healthy sexual appetite and usually find a way of getting what I want when I want it. And ..continue reading

Busty blowjob porn story

It had been some time since I last saw her and my lust for her body had been growing strong every day. I needed to see her, that beautiful face, that long blonde hair, feel her huge tits, feel her throat constricting around my cock, I needed to fuck ..continue reading

Young asian teen sex

Description: A young Asian Player (aZiaN PLaYa in street slang) lusting after and screwing the different Asian hotties in his life. Chapter 1 Jenny Lin was perfect. She was beautiful, intelligent, great sense of humor, etc; very cliché, but in he ..continue reading

Late night incest show

"And that's the news for tonight. This is Andy Taberon wishing you a very pleasant evening!" Andy kept the very studied but seemingly relaxed and casual smile until the red light above camera three's lens went off and he was free to turn to the moni ..continue reading

No sex, humour erotic story

Description: In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear. by Edweird Lytwer-Bulton (Sometimes knows as Russell Ho ..continue reading

Glory hole story

I've been sucked many times in booths and through glory holes, but I have only sucked a few guys in return. I'm really picky, I guess, but unless a guy's cock is actually attractive to me, and he's squeaky clean looking in appearance, dress, groo ..continue reading

Cheating sex

At 30 years old, Bob starts to find himself putting on weight and developing a beer belly. To remedy this, he decides to take up jogging in the early morning hours. He soon finds that his attractive neighbor favors running at this time as well. S ..continue reading

New year gangbang

Synopsis: Sequel to New Year's Eve. It's now the next morning after a wild New Year's Eve and the two couples must face what they've done. Their vows to never do it again don't last very long, nor do they stop them from progressing to the next level ..continue reading

A Lesson Regarding Humanity

Further adventures of Ken, Meghan, and Jo from A Correct Destiny. I have written this story so it is not necessary to have read the original novel to enjoy and understand it, although it will no doubt be enhanced if you have/do. The Reptilian Lounge ..continue reading

A Lost Generation

While it was in progress, it would be called World War III. After it was all said and done, it would be called Armageddon. Whatever it was referred to as, it would go down in history as the bloodiest, costliest, most destructive event in human histor ..continue reading

Dirty stories : The lady's naughty urge

"Ohhhh, Billy! Oh Billy! Ooooohhh! Mmmmmm! Wait, I don't know if we should do this!" "Come on, Ellen! It'll feel good! You know it will! Ten times better than it feels already!" The boy had the girl's skirt around her waist. Her panties lay in a fo ..continue reading

The asian twins

The Twins "Hey there, stud." I recognized the voice immediately. Somehow, she always knew where to find me. No matter where I went in the course of a given day, she just kind of showed up. It was as if she'd sown a homing device into my skin. For ..continue reading

Lightning in a Bottle

This is a time travel, coming of age story involving a middle-aged man who suddenly gets sent back in time, to find himself a teenager again. There are many excellent examples out there of stories like this. I'd like to mention three in particular wh ..continue reading

S/M stories : Dominating thrills

The fantasies flashed through his brain in little lightning shocks. Lips caressing the backs of upper thighs, licking softly, a white leg rising up an inch or two with each wet kiss... the aroma of untapped moisture from a steaming body, a hot fragra ..continue reading

The wife next door

Experts argue over whether or not a man is naturally monogamous. If we accept that he is, we must allow for the undeniable fact that many marriage partners are not satisfied with the favors of one mate. When we say "man", we must of course include " ..continue reading

Blackmailed teens story

Sandy Robinson stretched her lush young body voluptuously and yawned with pleasure. As her muscles tensed, the short filmy nightgown she wore hiked up until the bottom edge just barely covered her softly-rounded buttocks and upper thighs, accentuatin ..continue reading

Large, protruding breasts

Susie felt it happen as she slipped off her dress, sheer magic warmly enveloping her flesh, softening it to the bone. Her movements slowed. She dropped the dress on the bathroom laundry hamper and felt her face, her throat, her bra stretched by sudde ..continue reading

Mother and son

Desertion has aptly been termed the poor man's divorce but, in recent decades, more and more middle-class husbands have been taking this easy way out of what to them is an intolerable marital situation. Such behavior is deplorable, for no real man, w ..continue reading

Hungry spouse

In many cases today's marriage is seen as a business and/or social arrangement between consenting adults rather than a continuing expression of love. The results are obvious: casual, promiscuous infidelity; a lack of concern for the partner and the ..continue reading

Cheating wife

Leo McKern paced the room with that restless rapacious stride of his. "I tell you those buns were so firm I wanted to grab that sweet little ass and rip those pants off her and fondle that sweet ass right there in the store!" Mona McKern glanced up ..continue reading

Anal surprise

I get to the airport two hours early. I'm always a little off-kilter when David has been away - not in the way that one worries over the possibility of a plane crash or car accident, but just simply unaccustomed to the quiet of the house, the noises ..continue reading

More love to come

Although the bedpost could have provided support for his venture, the skinny hairy man was too drunk to notice. He balanced on one leg and regarded the sock -- his arch-enemy of the moment -- curled enticingly around his toes. He grabbed for it, miss ..continue reading

Cum swap fest

Havelock Ellis, who was a pioneer in the field of scientific study of sexual behavior, explains that if we are to obtain a deeper insight into the psychology of general human behavior, we must first possess a broader understanding of how sex works in ..continue reading

The ape girl

Blair Fortner leaned over her open suitcase and let her strawberry blonde mane cascade down over her shoulders and hang in her way. She was used to working through that veil of hair. But she was going to have to figure out something to do with it no ..continue reading

The five face of masochism

A work bearing the title of The Five Bloods of Ireland would need no justification for its title other than that the contents of the work deal with the five principal septs or families of Ireland, i.e., the O'Neils, the O'Connors, the O'Briens, the O ..continue reading

Desires

Sexuality is so much a part of the human condition that it is almost the same as saying to be human is to be sexual. Animals are regulated by seasons and physiological changes which apparently act as stimulus triggers. A bitch in heat, for example, w ..continue reading

Honry hostage, anal sex

"Ummmmmmm, I want all three of you guys to fuck me at once!" Bambi said. The three young studs before her all nodded their approval. All four of the young people got undressed. The three young men had boners. The girl had a wet cunt. A wet mouth. ..continue reading

Carribean Sex Cruise

I walked up the gangway, one of the last ones on, along with my friends Steve and John. We flown in on a late flight and rushed like crazy to get to the port. I couldn't believe our luck, or mine, rather. I won this cruise two months ago, in Septembe ..continue reading

Sex adventures with Judy

Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b ..continue reading

Judy Penncroft is a bitch

Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b ..continue reading

Judy Penncroft is a bitch

Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b ..continue reading

Judy Penncroft is a bitch

Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b ..continue reading

The Perfect Game (The perfect game for lowering inhibitions is invented)

When I was 23 years old, I invented the perfect adult party game. There may be some situations where other games may be preferred, but for my purposes (and probably yours) this was the greatest game ever. I have dozens of friends and partners who wi ..continue reading

Unique Tattooing (Ann gets inked in an intimate area)

"Unique tattooing, can I help you?" David answered the ringing phone. "Hi David, this is Ann. Do you have any time to squeeze me in today?" she asked, cheerfully. A huge smile flashed across David's already darkly handsome face when he heard her voi ..continue reading

A night to remember with Lydia the rock chick

Dante's was such a good club. Isn't it funny that it always seems to be the really good places that close down? Well, it's still there I suppose. It's got a different name now and you wouldn't recognise it at all. New owners, new decor, different mus ..continue reading

My Wife and the Teen Boy

My wife, Cindy, has always been buddies with teenage boys. She just seems to get along with them very well. She teases them in humorous ways, and they love it, then they tease her back. Sometimes, if she likes one of them exceptionally well, I have s ..continue reading

Molly can control time, not the desire for her own sister

For what we receive, we swear to you, Brighde. We swear together, as mothers, daughters, sisters, aunts, nieces, wives and widows, to protect the lands and the people of Ireland against her foes. Where shelter is sought, we will offer it. Where aid i ..continue reading

Lust For Mother In Law (Mother in a law is all he wants)

I’ve always loved my wife but she’s a bit of a prude. I met her in high school and back then her innocence was sweet. It was a turn on too because she was willing to be taught. Yeah, I taught Stacy everything from how to move her hips when I was ..continue reading

Stepmother goes wild for her brash 19-year-old stepson

I. It was 6 a.m. and Kitty was down in the kitchen making eggs. Her usual uptight mannerisms, developed over the course of a two-year marriage to man that resembled a dopey eyed sloth, were suddenly being replaced with an easy grace as she shuffled a ..continue reading

Hot Summer Night Secret (A hot wife finds unexpected relief in the neighbor's pool)

It was a hot night. It was after midnight and Rachel could not sleep. While the air conditioning ran almost constantly, it didn't seem to be helping. She looked over at her husband, Scott, who was apparently unaffected. After tossing and turning a c ..continue reading

Hindsight (Mary Ellen is seduced into Anal sex by her loving neighbors)

Chapter 1 Mary Ellen Jakowski sat in her kitchen with her good friend Dana Carter having their usual morning coffee. The two women had been friends since the Carters moved into the neighborhood five years ago. Their husbands, Richard and Drew, had b ..continue reading

Becky in the Blizzard (Beckys life is changed forever when she gets snowed in)

"Brrrr" said Becky, stepping out of her beat up SUV and walking up the driveway. It was the middle of February, and the snow had just begun to fall. She was dressed in sheepskin boots and gray sweats that had her school logo on the right hip, with a ..continue reading

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The crazy cemetery guard

this is not a sex story now !!! Once with the Pet we were in the cemetery to steal a candle, then caught the cemetery, kicked me on the ground, the petigas ran away, the bikini was taken by the fox. Then my dad went back and took the bikini and screa ..continue reading

Girls and Boys

Jimmy, was 17 years old and his sister Susie, who was a year younger, had just been watching a porno DVD on the big screen TV in the living room late one night. Jimmy had found the secret hiding place his father had for these discs and this was t ..continue reading

Vaginal and oral sex at bussines trip

I work for one of the country's major auditing firms as an auditor. Companies traded on the stock exchange are required by law to permit annual audits of their books by a so-called "independent" entity to make sure no funny business is going on with ..continue reading

A wife attends a trade show with her husband

This story may or may not be true... I'll let you decide. My husband is in sales, so we travel a lot on incentive trips that he has won. Unfortunately, he often spends time with his boss and the other sales people, leaving me on my own. But sometime ..continue reading

Joanne with a prego woman

Joanne sat at her desk thinking about the fun, sex filed weekend she had just enjoyed. Her boyfriend of three years, Paul had convinced her to experiment with a third person in their already exciting sex life. She had never been with another woman be ..continue reading

Busty fucking

A usual Friday evening, as I was sitting in at a table by myself in a neighborhood tavern, watching the ballgame on the big screen. Cubs were up on the Astro's, bottom of the seventh, when the front door opened. A group of the younger set, all wearin ..continue reading