A Parody of Yahoo Romance
The Insemination of the Body Snatchers
"Citizen 253, how is your preparation going?" The commander of the
infiltration unit appeared in the doorway of the polyforming laboratory.
"Well, commander. In a few more of their "days" I will
..continue reading Mother Knows Best
Lynn checked her watch for the thirtieth time in an hour. One o'clock.
The incense must have burned out by now. It had only been one stick,
and a small one at that.
Softly turning the knob of Justin's bedroom, she was greeted with the
powerful perfu
..continue reading 3 way French kiss
The following is a story, and not even really a fantasy, although I might
enjoy some of the things described. There is very little if any basis in
reality for this story, and any resemblance to anyone is an accident.
You should ignore this story if
..continue reading The Queen of Tease (2)
After three or four minutes Susana lifted her head and looked at Neil.
"Get the camera," she said. "I want to make a movie." She got up from
between Peter's legs and pulled him to his feet. "In the bedroom," she
said.
Clutching his trousers with h
..continue reading Steve with monster cock
It began as a note that arrived on Monday. Steve was
coming for a few days. He was accepting the open
invitation my husband offered him last time we saw him.
My husband, David, and I liked Steve but he tended to
drink a bit much for our liking. D
..continue reading A woman has a very surprising birthday party from her colleague
She sips her tepid coffee and reads the newspaper,
trying to decide what to do after the bills are paid
and some sort of dinner is prepared. The house echoes
heavily with memories of past birthdays, some bright,
some dark, all sharing the presenc
..continue reading Ginger learn her lesson
Ginger Collins had been going around teasing all the older single men in the apartment complex.
This smart assed little fifteen year old girl had been watching all kinds of internet porn, and she figured she knew how far she could push it without ge
..continue reading Surprise at the Gas station
"Treaver you horny bastard, show goddamit." Jim Verhem swore for the
20th time in the last hour fidgeting with impatience. Fuck Dick Tracey,
Mag PI and all those fucking TV dicks that enticed him since childhood into
being a private investigator
..continue reading The Laura Chronicles
It is a summer evening at a film-developing lab in
Ottawa. The air conditioning is going full blast to
prevent the machines from overheating; it is rather hot
outside. A cute attractive young brunette named Laura
B. is working in the lab; she is
..continue reading Older Women Make Wonderful Sex Teachers
When it comes to sex, we all need someone to teach us
and we eventually find that we have certain things that
really turn us on sexually. No doubt, you have
something that really makes you horny. For me, it's a
pussy that has all of its hair on i
..continue reading The Ballad Of Wrangler Jane
"Honestly, Wilton Parmenter, sometimes I
don't know why I put up with you." The pretty
blonde woman thundered as she stormed out of the
Captain's quarters. With a quick leap, she threw her
leg over the chestnut mare tied outside and hopped
up and on
..continue reading The swing man 2.
Lance won the race and Jonas watched him walk to the bed as he
removed his dress shirt. Lance had him on body definition; he was an
avid weightlifter. But Jonas was glad to see that in other areas, he would
still hold the title of 'Big' brother.
"
..continue reading The Swing Man
"She said no."
"Definitely no?"
"I would have to say yes, definitely. If it's any consolation, it
wasn't
because it was you. I just think the whole idea made her
uncomfortable....I think she thinks it will hurt our marriage."
"That's too bad
..continue reading Pulloff on the Road
He's a very naked person. Nudity is his natural state.
Even when he has clothes on, there is always something undressed
about him. He was most certainly undressed in the car that
afternoon. In our own encapsulated world, the interior of a
small Ja
..continue reading A Newsgirl Finds Love
I was reading the newspaper the other day and read a
story about a girl near my age and a man who were involved
with each other. Somehow they were found out and the man got
into terrible trouble. Because of my experiences, I feel like
I have a
..continue reading She Fucks Him
She was running late and all she could think about is your new friend Dennis. When you first met him, you knew he was just too far away to meet and driving each other crazy in person was just not on her financial agenda. However, here you were drivin
..continue reading Had It All ASSTR
I'm Martin. I had it all. Doing what I loved
with the people I most loved. Everything had
fallen into place. I worked hard, cared for
people and had an inner desire to contribute to
society. I was blessed with a six foot, six inch
body that
..continue reading Changing Sides at the Glory hole
It was late one night when Lana was driving home from work. She was cruising down the motorway, having drank 3 cups of coffee just to stay awake, when suddenly her bladder felt like it was going to burst. She had to stop off at the next service stati
..continue reading An Afternoon At The Nude Beach
My wife and I were at the nude beach about 50 miles
from Houston. My wife is a bit shy and was topless
sitting beside our truck reading a book. After a bit a
couple about 30 years old parked next to us and spread
their blanket in the back of thei
..continue reading Virtually Yours
The morning grass was still damp but he didn't notice
as he walked across the park. His pace was just a bit
fast, as if he were in a hurry but forcing himself to
appear relaxed. The playground equipment was deserted;
the children were all in sc
..continue reading T-Girl rodeo
Howdy folks, we would like to welcome yall to the finals for the 10th Annual
T-girl Rodeo! Now this here being the tenth anniversary and all we're gonna
put on one hellva show for ya! Commentating up here in the announcers box
with me is the first e
..continue reading Melanie and Eva Asstr
For some time I have had the good fortune to be
employed in a job which gave me ample time and scope
to pursue my interests. I am interested in women and
girls so it will not surprise you to learn that as a
Caretaker of a girl's secondary school
..continue reading Swap Gone Bad
I wanted my wife to swing and I got more than I
bargained for. Much of this story is true.
My beautiful wife Sandy (32) and I (34) moved to the
Midwest so I could get the promotion with my company.
She is a cute, very hot looking brunette 5'7" wi
..continue reading Andrea and Uncle
I had left work early and headed for my aunts house
where my wife and I shared a small bedroom together. We
had left our Midwestern home and moved nearer to my
aunt in Oregon for purely career reasons.
When the transfer came it was sudden and sho
..continue reading Vicki Sells her Body for Charity
"Going once! Going twice! Sold to Allen for twelve
hundred dollars!" the auctioneer shouted.
"Congratulations Vicki. You have just set a new record
for this auction. Including the sale of your clothes
you have just raised fourteen hundred and se
..continue reading Tailhook in Vegas
What you've heard and read about the Tailhook Scandal
is pretty raunchy, but you can't really get the
impression of how drunk and crazy and sex-crazed those
parties were. I was at the last one, and I was more
than just fondled and groped. A lot
..continue reading Margaret Turns Forty
Margaret looked into the full-length mirror and she
liked what she saw. She couldn't believe that this
slim, beautiful woman, staring back at her, was really
her. It didn't seem possible that she had just turned
forty.
Now just look at her. S
..continue reading My Future Sister-in-Law
Should I tell you about my future sister-in-law? Well, her name is JoeAnn, Joe for short. She was living with me and my fiancée (her sister) for a while in our 2 bedroom apartment. Anyway, Susan, my future wife, had gone to the mall, and, Joe and I
..continue reading Evening train
As usual the line at the ticket counter was quite long. But today I was not in the bored and jaded mood that had become my normal reaction to this daily event. Reaching the station and getting a ticket for my ride home every day, had soon palled and
..continue reading Out for a Treat
To some I would suspect our romance is not exciting. We are both fifty. I am a married teacher, the lighter red of the two of us, with long red hair, a muscular frame saved from manishness by rather opulent curves that leave me working out constant
..continue reading First Time Cuckold
It must have been about 7 PM when I walked in the door. My job had kept me a little longer than normal, and the Friday night traffic was imposable. I must have startled her when I called out, "Hi honey, I'm home."
She jumped a bit with fright, but w
..continue reading Naked at home
Last autumn Jon got a phone call from the police about his sister and her family. I’d never met them because Jon didn’t have much contact with them because his brother-in-law didn’t approve of our lifestyle and stopped Jon’s sister from conta
..continue reading My Very True Public Toilet Experience
I didn't go looking for sex, i didn't go looking for anything. Well apart from a piss. it was my lunch break from work. The toilets that this happened in are underground down a "L Shaped" staircase. as you reach the halfway point of the stairs the co
..continue reading Sharing Young Wife with Older Men
My wife Lynn and I got married in the late seventies when we were both eighteen. And though my wife had been raised in a very conservative family being a preacher's daughter. Once out on her own, she really let loose, and especially after I'd taken s
..continue reading Suzie and her son
Suzie and her son Paul had always been close but were even closer now
that Robert, her husband and Paul's father, was away on business three
or four days every week. They talked about almost everything on a
daily basis and Suzie was always ready with
..continue reading My Sister's Family
I whistled with cheerful excitement as I drove down the quiet, suburban road towards the home of my sister. Married with three kids, my sister Melanie had a nice, white-collar existence in a respectable home, though her and her husband were not quite
..continue reading A Good Father
My Dad is practically perfect in every way. At least in my eyes he is
practically perfect in every way. Even now at the age of 59, he is in
perfect shape from his salt and pepper hair to his perfectly shaped feet.
Dark complected with the perfect d
..continue reading Teen Pussy Licking After Class
Her name was Thea Yang. She was a very cute little
sixteen year old asian girl with a tendency to be shy.
The only reason she was taking his class was because
she thought she needed the credits to graduate.
Quentin Merran, or Mr. Merran to his s
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Your search to asstr stories is over here.
A man and his old wife
I had been married once before and had a son that was 5
years old when I married my current wife. We have been
married over 50 years now (with a daughter that is now
in her early 40's), and this conversation took place
just last week...
Medicall
..continue reading Anal and cum
Frank rang the doorbell at exactly 8 PM. He was not a man that was late or unprepared for nearly any situation and pushing that bell was the culmination of two months of planning and preparation. While he waited for an answer his mind allowed a few e
..continue reading A young intern seduces an older executive
Dan was a contract attorney and had to fly to British Columbia on business. He rarely had to go to Canada for the large firm he worked for was primarily a petroleum and gas company that did most of its business off shore in the Gulf of Mexico. Still,
..continue reading No pretender to group sex
I put a picture of my butt on my Yahoo profile and from time to time I get instant messages from women commenting and most of the time asking to see more.
For a 40-something male, I have a better than average body, 6-1, 190, 34 inch waist (same size
..continue reading Hot blonde at the gas station
It was a cool night and I had decided to take a bike ride just before
sundown. I got my leathers on and fired up the Harley. She sounded great.
It was loud due to the custom drag pipes and I sat there for a few
minutes listening to that strong deep t
..continue reading Piece of niece
Although Americans appear to the rest of the world as frank and open people, the truth is often the opposite when it comes to relating on an individual basis. This is particularly true regarding sexual matters.
The fact is, Americans are only now be
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