farm sex stories

Crossdress Charlie Adventures

The story about an incident in a construction site. Ashish has a new project to renovate his farm house, the contract is given to Charlie. Things take a lot of turns after the work begins. cheating Hey Charlie how are you? Hello Ashish, how ya doing ..continue reading

Peeking wife swappers

As soon as they got inside their, apartment, Jackie began tearing the clothes from her hungry body. Max stripped in record time too, and followed her into the bedroom as he flung clothing right and left. Jackie twisted out of her panties and leaped o ..continue reading

A brother and sister discover the joys of sex

Nothing can replace the fond memories of the love I shared with my sibling from the time we were youngsters. Our relationship wasn't the romantic love one shares when they are teens or married. Rather it was tender and held a loving, albeit inces ..continue reading

A cunning and very dominant wife

As Brendan sat in the court awaiting the judge, little did he know his wife, her sister, and his mother-in-law were conspiring to affect an elaborate hoax upon him and his mother to ensure his wife's utter and complete domination of him. The entire ..continue reading

Under Her Thumb

I was probably the last guy in my year to have sex with Carla. At 18, she was addicted to sex and would offer herself to any guy who wanted to screw her. I, of course was very naïve and though I heard the stories about her, I somehow figured the ..continue reading

Older Women Make Wonderful Sex Teachers

When it comes to sex, we all need someone to teach us and we eventually find that we have certain things that really turn us on sexually. No doubt, you have something that really makes you horny. For me, it's a pussy that has all of its hair on i ..continue reading

Big clited teacher

It was an early spring day in Vermont. I had turned 14 a few months ago and my voice had finally dropped down and stopped squeaking. I had only recently discovered that my penis would suddenly grow and stiffen when I sat in the sun and its warmth stu ..continue reading

New Friend

I went to a bar with some girlfriends drinking and having a good time. It had been a long time since we had been out together. After many drink we were feeling tipsy. Now we were the oldest women there and as the band started playing we were inundate ..continue reading

My Journey Into Granny

Two days into my summer I had to stay with my grandparents. Grandpa was gone to the fields where he would spend the day working cotton, soybeans and melons. Normally, I would have been in the city with my older Brother, Harry. But two weekends b ..continue reading

Sex Ed

Heads turned as Mrs. Silverton gently led Katie into the classroom, fingers wrapped around the girl's soft and slender arm. Katie looked down shyly as she shuffled in, not entirely sure why all the eyes were upon her, not really wanting to be a s ..continue reading

Scoring With Sis

Mandy Wilson was convinced that life just couldn't be better. She was a Senior, and would graduate in just seven months. Then one last summer of fun and freedom and she would go off to college. Her older sister Mary had offered to let her come to ..continue reading

My Wife the Porno Video Star

My name is Tom; I am 34 and married to Jane who is 24. We've been married for 5 years and up until 6 months ago were very happy, never argued and had an ideal marriage. Things went wrong when I was made redundant. I went from dead-end job-to- job, ..continue reading

Our fuck community

Today was a big day for me, the biggest of my life so far, I thought to myself as I opened one eye and looked at the morning sunshine filtering into the hut. Today I not only turned adult but was also getting married. “Get up, Orion,” my mother ..continue reading

I like to expose myself for my Boyfriend

It all started one night when we were at university party where the booze was flowing freely and one of the spaghetti straps on my strappy V-neck tank got ripped off in a silly drinking game. For the rest of that night I struggled to keep my right br ..continue reading

Seducing The School Janitor

My name is Kayla. This all happened when I was a senior in high school. I had just celebrated my eighteenth birthday a couple of months before. I had three goals in my life back then. First, was to get out of the house and be on my own. The second to ..continue reading

A married woman discovers her bi side

After fifteen years of being married to the same man I was bored. Bored to tears. It isn't that Charles isn't a good husband. As a matter of fact, he is a wonderful husband, as well as a good Father to our seventeen- year-old daughter Nancy. He ha ..continue reading

Caucasian Bitchboy

Guapo Tony was really good looking, about 6 foot 2, lots of muscles and tattoos, shaved head – totally fine! I could tell when he saw me sitting there, a young Caucasian sissy with crossed legs and high heels, that he was not disappointed in what h ..continue reading

Student Sluts School of Shame

It was two days later at Nicks house that things started to progress further at a very rapid pace. All three of us were once again together, and we all knew what the other wanted. “Will you strip naked for us?” Andy asked in a matter of fact sor ..continue reading

I Get Shared

As I say these events happened in the early 1990s when I was only twenty. Let me tell you a little about myself. I’m in my early forties and have been married for nearly twenty years to my husband Andy. We have two children and we live in the south ..continue reading

Out for a Treat

To some I would suspect our romance is not exciting. We are both fifty. I am a married teacher, the lighter red of the two of us, with long red hair, a muscular frame saved from manishness by rather opulent curves that leave me working out constant ..continue reading

Controlled by a Maid's Uniform

She looked up at the fancy farmhouse in front of her. It had been in ruins for as long as she remembered as a kid she often came here to throw chestnuts through the windows, or to make a fire on the back patio. Recently a developer had bought the pla ..continue reading

Mother fights with her daughter

Bonnie walked in on a dream and a nightmare, hard to tell, for lying nude on her dining table was her very sexy sixteen-year-old daughter, wearing only Sony Walkman head phones, grooving while Bonnie's brand new husband sat in a chair and ate a b ..continue reading

Before the Wedding

"Are you SURE this is right, Mom?" asked the picture- perfect young bride. All girls (and even women) look like angels or princesses when getting married. Charlene was no different. From the top of her veil with the tiny coronet in place, to the r ..continue reading

Interracial Quality Control

Falwell Organics was a family company. Springing from strange roots, her family had rebelled against conservative rural Christian culture by becoming hippies, but since they were already farmers, the only change was turning to organic farming with th ..continue reading

Pig slut

Hi, piggy here. Uncle informed me he was going to pierce my cunt today. He was to use items he had laying around the farm. Sounded good! He attached a small board to a wooden chair on the front of the seat. Next, he hammered eight nails thru my cunt ..continue reading

Lesbian Olga

I was feeling horny as hell the other night and made a call to Slightly Older Lesbians (SOL) to hook up with an older woman's horny like me. In the past, I would have gone to Novak's R Bar or Lilly's Music & Social House but women in the St. Louis, ..continue reading

Camping with a Hammer

There is a small forest at the end of our garden, and there we go out with the buddies to bake, to bake and bake. There's a cow farm where Pig and Eve live, and their kids are out there. The hammer is 16 years old and it's a hammer because the head o ..continue reading

My young wife

This is based on a true marriage experience. Obviously names and places have been changed. Continuing from Part One: With our extravagant lifestyle we soon went through the financial endowment. I lost my job as I was drinking too much. Our marriage w ..continue reading

Grannies are hot

I licked her pussy and slowly slipped the dildo in. When I turned on the vibrator she came instantly. I stroked her dildo slowly and sucked on her clit as she played with her nipples. She came so hard that I thought she had a heart attack. She scream ..continue reading

How I Made Old Martina Into My Toilet Slave

I keep visiting lots of online forums and chatrooms related to sex and lesbians, to meet like-minded people and find out more about myself. There, I met Martina. She's 9 years older than me and bored in her marriage, so while looking for a new rush s ..continue reading

An attractive couple

A very attractive couple drove up to me as I started to enter the barn. They wanted to use my farm for their nude photography and they said that I could watch. So naturally I said, “Yes.” They started out in the barn with her standing next to me ..continue reading

Farms and Fucking

As this story comes to commence, my brother had been doin’ the nasty with my mama for a couple of years. Now, I know in a lot of circles, that this kind of activity is frowned upon in the extreme and extended periods of jail-time are meted out to t ..continue reading

Don Jacinto Visits His Grandmother

My name was Jacinto and I’m your typical eighteen-year-old young man. I’m six feet one inch tall with short blonde hair, blue eyes and average build. And I’m always horny and dream of hot sex with women. I just turned eighteen in early August ..continue reading

Bigcock cop

Since his wife took off with his best friend Brett Langer had lived alone in his country house some five miles from the city where he worked. The only inhabitants in the whole area, apart from a couple of farmers, were women at a nearby correctional ..continue reading

Farmer strippers

Daddy, can I talk to you?” It was my daughter, Janet who had just turned 16 and is the apple of my eye. She is a beauty, but I could be biased. She stands about 5’4” weighs an athletic 112 lbs., has gorgeous light brown hair and brown eyes to m ..continue reading

Pornstories

Someone knocked on glass door of the Spade & Archer office. From under his dark brown fedora, Sam Spade pried open one eye then placed the half bottle of Old Sweat Sock in his desk drawer while he shoved the cock he had been stroking back in his pant ..continue reading

Sex and fun in curch

I shared this true story on the requests side. It involves a girlfriend, not a wife, but hopefully you'll find it worth reading. Back when women still wore dresses to church every Sunday, I went to church with Sharon, a petite little redhead with a ..continue reading

I squeezed a little pee

Those of you that have read of my earlier childhood know that when I grew up on my grandmother’s farm, we would just squat in the weeds to pee. All the boys (mostly cousins) would just haul out their dicks and piss. I would hide in the weeds or bus ..continue reading

Country walk (west porn story)

Sex Stories Mature Cuntry Walk Cuntry Walk Mature/ March 5, 2017/ The day had dawned bright and clear with a deep lapis lazuli sky, quite at contrast with the murky overcast days of the last week. Amanda hummed to herself in her kitchen, listening ..continue reading

Fucking Fatties

After the newly converted-to-sex daughter Peggy left for home, it was back to just me and horny ole' Helen romping in her boudoir every day or so. Peggy stayed around long enough to have my baby-making sperm fill up her still fertile, egg producing w ..continue reading

Schoolgirl Beastilaity

Denise found a seat at the rear of the bus, in the very back row. She was thankful that the bus wouldn't be crowded. Only about thirty kids would be making the trip to the state fair, and this huge old bus had room for twice that many. Most of the ..continue reading

Consensual Sex

Before I was married, I got an offer to buy my friend's uncle's farm after he passed away. It was a small farm, and had a nice little lake/marsh on it. The uncle knew I liked the place, and told his wife that he would offer to sell it to me for a goo ..continue reading

Sex pleasures

It’s tough to drive with both double vision and tears in my eyes, so I pulled my truck onto the shoulder of the country road. Just because my life sucked, was no reason for me to kill someone. The double vision was caused by alcohol and the tears b ..continue reading

Princess of pain, medieval sex story

To her brother, Phillip, the king had said, as he'd stood beside the heir to the throne, on one of the palace's many balconies, "One day, my son, for as far as your eye can see, in whichever direction you look, all this shall be yours, just as your w ..continue reading

Medieval erotic story

In the kingdom of Loraik, under the tumultuous rule of young King Bedrick, in a remote village of the lush pasture lands, Garett the 20 year old farmhand was having the greatest night of his short life thus far. Garett moaned in pleasure as he thrus ..continue reading

Middle age woman educates a young peasant

My Dad hired some itinerant workers who stopped in at the remote hamlet, all of thirty five people, three kilometres from our 82 hectare farm to work on some outbuildings round our dilapidated house. He lived on one floor to suit his ill health. I di ..continue reading

Family Friend

It was one of those things where, after hanging out with a guy for a while you find things that you have in common and often times, if one is very careful, the topic of sex and personal sexual preferences comes up. You know; big tits or long blonde h ..continue reading

Farm Family Fun

I was posed with a dilemma. I wasn't quite between the proverbial rock and a hard place but it felt like it. My twin sons had informed me that they were pretty sure they were gay. That, in and of itself, was not and is not a big deal to me. It just i ..continue reading

Kinky Claus Xmas story

It was starting to get dark but Thomas continued to drive. Where was the main highway? This was the last time he'd listen to his damn friend again when it came to directions. Looking out he saw that they were going to have a bad snow storm soon from ..continue reading

Lesbian sex story

I was the daughter of a couple of drunks. Father worked for a local water district in a coastal city in San Diego, California. My father was fifteen years older than my mother. When I was 10-years-old my mother gave birth to another girl. In trut ..continue reading

Cum into my Lab

Mary Pepperdine adored her employer. He was incredibly handsome, had a nice manner but unfortunately he had a gorgeous girlfriend. In contrast Mary was rather plain. She didn’t have a boyfriend and she had only had sex once and that was with a visi ..continue reading

Fucking Daddy’s Mistress xxx

Wally Fitzhugh had been brought up with a silver spoon in his mouth, he’d wanted for nothing. He went to the best schools, went on frequent expensive vacations and had never done a stroke of work until his father died. Suddenly he was in charge of ..continue reading

Adult fantasy : A Ride in the Country

I knew my Master was up to something. He had that look on his face. A look of joyful anticipation. The look that signaled we were about to do something new. We did new things a lot. Neither of us liked being bored and we both worked hard to make ..continue reading

The country family orgy

Helen woke up slowly with the sum streaming through her bedroom. She was eleven years old and her shoulder length brown hair fanned out on her pillow. She yawned and as she turned over in the double bed her outstretched arm brushed against another ..continue reading

Interracial fucking

The HMMVW rolled to a stop before a farmhouse north of Kandahar. PFC Chu raised his IR goggles and surveyed the scene. The heat sources bloomed and receded as he adjusted the image, until three sources stood clear. "Sergeant!" he called clearly t ..continue reading

Nerd fucking

Description: A young versatile university PhD professor is tired of being the object of derision as the pocket protector guy. When offered an opportunity to join a unique company, he takes a chance and enjoys the transition. Caution, there will be s ..continue reading

Violent porn stories

This is another story that takes place in the timeline of a major world war. It does not pick up where Collateral Damage left off, but is rather another slice of life from the time period I've envisioned and actually takes place earlier than Collater ..continue reading

End of the Dryspell, sex tale

Synopsis: Jim Hartman is a paramedic in Heritage County, California. A man who has not been laid in years. Follow his exploits as he tries to hook up with Robin, the loose registration clerk at a local hospital, to end this dryspell. The first in ..continue reading

DD sex day, mf sex stories

You get by being a war veteran in this country. For four years I flew airplanes for the US Army air corps in the European Theater of World War II. I laid my life on the line time and time again and was even shot down once over the coast of France jus ..continue reading

Going to Pornoland

Synopsis: A young man's educational journey to the 'greatest place on earth' I grew up as part of the largest group of parasitic, society-sucking losers on the face of the earth. We're talking about a group of people that has pervaded every city, ev ..continue reading

Ssbbw pizza delivery

It was Saturday, alone. There was nothing going on but the sickening sight of Big Brother torturing 8 house mates over a glass of water or so it seemed. This intellectual exercise was going way over my head and I was in desperate need of something a ..continue reading

Vaginal and oral sex at bussines trip

I work for one of the country's major auditing firms as an auditor. Companies traded on the stock exchange are required by law to permit annual audits of their books by a so-called "independent" entity to make sure no funny business is going on with ..continue reading

Girlfriend gets a full uterus

I am a simple man, carpenter by trade. I specialize in making furniture and especially beds. I never thought that the day I delivered a particular bed that I would be so thankful for the fruits of my labor. I pulled up to the house of 7777 Lucky Lane ..continue reading

Mothers new boarder

"I understand there's an apartment for rent over this store." Marleen Franklin looked up from the counter she'd been cleaning, turning to look at the stranger who'd addressed her. He had a face which matched his warm, friendly, deep tone of voice; f ..continue reading

Behind the barn

"Just what did you mean by that?" Mike Peters turned slowly around and faced his wife. He had already opened the door, intending to stalk out, but now he slammed it shut again, and Sandra recoiled from the look of cold anger he was levelling at her. ..continue reading

Sex education class

Joan Frazer hurried down the worn linoleum hallway of old Montock High School, books and her class record under one arm, a small can of film gripped tightly in her other hand. Her long, satiny brunette hair cascaded over her shoulders as she walked q ..continue reading

The neighbor's pet

A descriptive paragraph she had typed onto final draft the day before from her husband's current masterpiece raced sensually through Beth Ann Durke's young mind as she watched her handsome neighbor leave his expensive home across Tasman Drive and wal ..continue reading

A Walk in Arizona, western sex story

The dust was thick in the still, hot air. The sun blazed across his shoulders and the back of his neck as he swayed with the motion of his scraggly horse. Sweat barely trickled down his face, no longer stinging his eyes or burning his parched lips. H ..continue reading

Farm sex story

David was very depressed. His parents had been killed in an airplane accident. He'd been uprooted from his neighborhood and his school and moved out to his grandparent's farm. There were no neighbors near the Snyder's farm. The nearest house was two ..continue reading

Hold me, i'm cumming

"Living in the boarding house gave all of them more sex than they could handle. Still it was little brother's big thing that held most of her attention... so rigid and so near and so always ready for her hungry lips." CHAPTER ONE "Stupid sonofabitc ..continue reading

DONNA'S LOVING BROTHERS

"Don't be scared, Donna. I'll stay here with you all night. The storm'll be over soon and they'll be back in the morning. Come on, kid, there's nothing to be worried about." Donna Judge shifted her position on the bed, self-conscious of the way her ..continue reading

Time to fat fucking

Everyone in town was still in disbelief to hear that the McGill girl was getting married today. For years, people in the small farming town of Lubbell had joked that not even a blind man would marry Judith McGill. She had arms as big as hams, a prodi ..continue reading

Glasses teen cock suck

"I want you to come all over my boobs," said Liza. I was straddling her, one leg on either side and my cock hard between her lips. She loved to suck me off in that position for some reason. I thought it looked uncomfortable but I guess she liked it. ..continue reading

Trade in wife

Everyone has heard or read something about the sex clubs. Almost every city in the United States -- and possibly abroad -- has its intimate club where couples get together and trade mates. It is common to find something about such couples in almost a ..continue reading

Sister was best

"Normal" is a frequently used word, yet a word whose exact meaning is as elusive as the term "perverse". What those two words imply seems to vary from nation to nation, from community to community, from person to person. Beth Morgan and her brother, ..continue reading

Big boobs sex

Coming to the story we live in a village Warangal district. Ours is a joint family with my grandparents, Pinni, Babai, mom, dad, two sisters and me. I am studying degree second year in nearby town. I am very passionate about sex since my childhood an ..continue reading

SM stories, master's revenge

The southern plantation owner, whose skin was as white as milk, sat in his over-stuffed easy chair in the corner of the large, plush livingroom inside his mansion. His name was Bernard Cornfield and he was one of the richest -- and meanest -- men in ..continue reading

More love to come

Although the bedpost could have provided support for his venture, the skinny hairy man was too drunk to notice. He balanced on one leg and regarded the sock -- his arch-enemy of the moment -- curled enticingly around his toes. He grabbed for it, miss ..continue reading

Farmed and chained

Meghan felt a mixture of disgust and excitement as she gazed at the scenery alongside the highway. The disgust was for being here in the first place, practically in the middle of nowhere. The excitement was what she couldn't help feeling at such chan ..continue reading

Melanie's sex story

Her name was Melanie. Her beauty was legend. Men came from miles around just for the chance to bathe themselves in her graceful aura. But it was the rarest of occasions when a courting man could find the lovely princess with her two feet planted on ..continue reading

Stable girl

Tamara Knudson had just turned sixteen years old and she was starting to figure out what being a woman was all about. She had known about the birds and the bees for several years -- a sex education class having been offered in eighth grade -- but th ..continue reading

Carrie the young lady

I dragged my tired ass out onto the large sunning area of the hotel by the pool. Third day of vacation, and I was up practically all night, but not by my choice. I finally left my room at about seven, and went and had breakfast, before heading over a ..continue reading

Porn casting

Patrick Leary was very unhappy about his current situation. He had just moved from Chicago to Los Angeles. He'd lost all his friends and he didn't like it at all. He didn't have anyone to talk to or anyone to play with. He didn't know where anything ..continue reading

Jenny's orgasm

The sun broke through the blinds in her room, and she stirred, trying to hide her face from the light. She was not ready to get out of bed yet. Feeling lazy, she might stay in bed until her husband returned from his new job. Besides, she didn't think ..continue reading

Carrie, a young lady enters his life

I dragged my tired ass out onto the large sunning area of the hotel by the pool. Third day of vacation, and I was up practically all night, but not by my choice. I finally left my room at about seven, and went and had breakfast, before heading over a ..continue reading

The farmer's daughter

The onset of puberty invariably brings with it the dawning awareness of sexuality, of a child's inherent masculinity or femininity, and the struggle to put that sexuality into proper perspective. For some, the transition occurs with relative ease. F ..continue reading

Incest twins

Beneath the outward serenity of small country towns run the same passions that we find in big cities and sprawling suburbia. Criminal acts are more apparent in the cities, but the same forces that drive urban man to crime are at work in our rural are ..continue reading

Piece of niece

Although Americans appear to the rest of the world as frank and open people, the truth is often the opposite when it comes to relating on an individual basis. This is particularly true regarding sexual matters. The fact is, Americans are only now be ..continue reading

THE DOG BALLERS by Don Russell

Myra, her mysterious urge to fuck becoming almost uncontrollable, needed a time to be alone. She needed these quiet moments for thinking and hanging on and making her spinning universe settle into something she could recognize. This wild point of lan ..continue reading

Cumswappers

Max Benson nearly ran from the front door of the main laboratory complex, to the parking lot. He would have run, and shouted too, except that successful research scientists at Walton Instruments did not behave in such an indecorous fashion. The news ..continue reading

The barnyard orgy story

Reverend James Walker had been the minister in the rural community of Woods Fork for the past six years, and both he and his wife, Abby, were highly thought of by the congregation. Standing on the church steps talking to some of his church members, o ..continue reading

Hey, brother

Nancy Goodman softened in her boyfriend's embrace and held her mouth up for a kiss, shivering as she felt his right hand slip from her waist toward her bulging blouse. Henry Walton was rather good looking and smooth, she liked to date him, he was the ..continue reading

And had she enjoyed it

The sun broke through the blinds in her room, and she stirred, trying to hide her face from the light. She was not ready to get out of bed yet. Feeling lazy, she might stay in bed until her husband returned from his new job. Besides, she didn't think ..continue reading

Mom teaching teens

Sex between adults and children is a long-standing taboo which has abhorred decent people while secretly fascinating many of them. Certainly, the thought of an adult forcing himself or herself on an infant of very tender years is an abhorrent one. B ..continue reading

The Perfect Game (The perfect game for lowering inhibitions is invented)

When I was 23 years old, I invented the perfect adult party game. There may be some situations where other games may be preferred, but for my purposes (and probably yours) this was the greatest game ever. I have dozens of friends and partners who wi ..continue reading

Nothing Between Us

This was not a story I intended to write. I happened to stumble upon the story Lovebird's Ch. 01 by baloden here on Literotica. I liked the idea of the story very much and decided I wanted to write it in my own style. Baloden kindly gave me permissio ..continue reading

Mom Takes A Ride (Mother rides on son's lap in pick-up)

Jean, his mother's younger sister, arrived at the house bright and early on Saturday morning. "Hi squirt," she said. Rick didn't resent the slam it was a nickname she had given him when he was born. At the time, she was six and thought the name was ..continue reading

Katy's Surrender

The phone was ringing as Katy unlocked the door into her house. She had just returned from a short trip to the mall to pick up a couple of new outfits. A few days earlier she had finished up her second year at college and had returned home to sp ..continue reading

Molly can control time, not the desire for her own sister

For what we receive, we swear to you, Brighde. We swear together, as mothers, daughters, sisters, aunts, nieces, wives and widows, to protect the lands and the people of Ireland against her foes. Where shelter is sought, we will offer it. Where aid i ..continue reading

Family Secrets Full Sex Story

.It was Sunday. Dad was up and thinking about the hot sounds her heard from his wife’s bedroom last night. He grinned to himself. Sunday night is when he usually went and snuck into Missy room and they fucked good, but now since mom had her own roo ..continue reading

Stacee Needs To Keep Her Job

Stacee’s first week in the job has been stressful. She only had a few of her colleges names memorized, and she was still trying to figure out a good balance between answering the phone and entering the data from the piles of paper work she had sitt ..continue reading

The Christmas Bet - Fantasy Realized

Just before Christmas, my wife and I made a bet during a discussion we were having. I should have known when we were betting about who had performed in a particular film, but I was sure... The terms of the bet were that the loser would have to be ..continue reading

Drunken gay sex

I keep myself clean shaven; from my face to my cock and ass. I'm straight, but the feeling and look of being mostly hairless is what I prefer. My best friend's name is Brad. He's the same age as me, and also plays on the baseball team. (He's the firs ..continue reading

A Family Celebration

My name is Kelly, back at College for the last half of my junior year. I'm five feet six inches tall, about 125 pounds, with blue eyes, 36-C tits with hips and ass to match. A brunette, I often wear my hair in a ponytail. Enough about me. My stor ..continue reading

Ass To Mouth

I smiled to myself as I saw your headlights shine through the front window of the house as you pulled into the driveway. There were butterflies in my stomach as I heard the lock turn in the door. I had been waiting for you to get home from work ..continue reading