Girl Scout Sympathies
I shuddered as soon as I opened my apartment door. The sight of the
green uniform this evening made my mouth turn dry and my skin run wet.
I thought it was long enough that I wouldn't react this way, but
apparently it wasn't.
It was only one girl i
..continue reading Mother's Day (slut wife, FMMM, humor)
It was a picturebook Mother's Day dawn. My angelic sons tottering into
our bedroom at 6 am: one clutching a card he made in pre-school, the
other carrying a breakfast tray with a worrying sort of wobble. Their
father tiptoed behind them, encouraging
..continue reading My Place In Things
I never did find my niche, but it found me on a lonely road in
rural Massachusetts one hot August afternoon. My father thought
forcing me into teaching would be just the thing to straighten me out,
so I guess the joke is on him. He forced me to tak
..continue reading A Passion For My Own
My introduction to the love of another woman came on a
warm spring evening very recently. I find myself
confused about what it means, afraid of the emotions
the experience has unleashed. And yet I cannot rid
myself of the glow of that one breatht
..continue reading Interracial desires
For the last three years, I have been teaching English
as a Second Language. I have had several students at
various levels and for various lengths of time. Two
years ago I had started working with Wu. He was Chinese
and a project manager at a loc
..continue reading A Woman Who Loves Men
Hello, out there in Internet Land. This is Mother
Debbie, again. In my little corner of the World Wide
Web, I'm your sounding board, advisor and provider of
motherly advice to those mothers' sons who are in the
less endowed crowd. You know who you
..continue reading The xmas fake taxi
Christmas. At least that's my excuse. Party season, networking season.
A client's PR company threw a big thrash in some cool Covent Garden
bar. "Cool" was funny, because cool was the *last* word you'd choose
to describe that crowded, clattering caver
..continue reading In The Beginning
She can still see it all as if it were happening again this moment. The
expression on his face just before impact. She could see he knew it was coming
-- that he knew he was going to be severely injured and there was no way he
could avoid it. That
..continue reading The Au Pair In My Dreams
One summer, when I was 19, my parents decided to hire
an Au Pair to look after my younger siblings. Mom was
going to join Dad on a long business trip to Australia
and the South Pacific. When the summer holidays started
I went out to the Rockies t
..continue reading A Present For The One I Love
We were walking through the woods near our home at the
time of the shock. Julie did not take it well; she
thought that I didn't love her. But she was wrong about
that.
The problem had always been there, though neither of us
really noticed to beg
..continue reading Slutwife at the bar
I'd had my new job for about 5 weeks, so I was familiar
with most of the guys at the office, but I was still
trying to fit in. As an office manager for an
accounting firm I was both in-charge of the office and
yet still subordinate to the accoun
..continue reading A housewife chooses a second life as a call girl/prostitute
I knew the female's voice. I was absolutely certain.
But somehow I could not believe what my ears told me;
all she had said was 'Here is four hundred'. That was
enough to tell me who spoke the words. What was my wife
doing here? She was supposed
..continue reading My Hot Math Teacher
It was just like any other day for 20 year old Jason. He woke up, got dressed, went down for breakfast. Just before he got downstairs he heard his parents yelling again and his dad leave for work. His mom was sitting at the table drinking coffee and
..continue reading Swap Gone Bad
I wanted my wife to swing and I got more than I
bargained for. Much of this story is true.
My beautiful wife Sandy (32) and I (34) moved to the
Midwest so I could get the promotion with my company.
She is a cute, very hot looking brunette 5'7" wi
..continue reading The Girl from Principles
Back when I let Mr. Vargas write the first story,
everything about my life was wonderful. I had a wonderful
husband -- my Josh -- who is also a wonderful lover and a
wonderful daddy to my ten children and father of nine of
them. (See, that's wh
..continue reading The bath house
"God, I needed this," Ellie said to her husband Brad, "there's just something about a whirlpool bath that just eases all the tension right out of you!!!" "Mmmmmm, yeah," he replied while the swirling hot water wafted over his body, "we should come he
..continue reading Stacee Needs To Keep Her Job
Stacee’s first week in the job has been stressful. She only had a few of her colleges names memorized, and she was still trying to figure out a good balance between answering the phone and entering the data from the piles of paper work she had sitt
..continue reading A husband try's to talk his pretty wife into a threesome with another man
I'll start off by saying that my wife and I have been
married for 16 years and sex was becoming a bit stale
and uneventful. I enjoy fantasizing and suggested a
fantasy involving her and two men but her reaction was,
"You couldn't love me if you r
..continue reading Strict Mom Converts Son Into Toilet
Jon was on his way home from the early spring senior year classes at his high school, summer was coming soon and graduation would be in just a few weeks. School was no longer a headache, and the workload had lessened substantially. It was with this s
..continue reading A Nice Paycheck
"Ambulance six."
"Ambulance six at Speer and Broadway."
"Ambulance six respond to Le Crepe restaurant at 14th
and Larimer on a party short of breath."
"14th and Larimer. Copy and en route."
"Watch for Pumper-1 responding with you."
"Copy."
We
..continue reading The Goodbye Fuck
My name is Karen and, as some of you may recall, I am
married to a divorced man. It is unusual to be sure, but
his ex-wife and I have become friends, we talk regularly
on the phone, we have never been intimate with one
another but both of us hold
..continue reading Her first gangbang
Becky was scared, and shocked, and very pissed off.
"What's the answer? Your friend looks like she's already
decided."
Yea, Ramona was a stupid slut. She was staggering back to
the van with one guy when another met them and simply
escorted her b
..continue reading Anal sexo with an old baby sitter
I wouldn't have fucked the hell out of our babysitter if she didn't belong to my gym.
See, our babysitter, Stacia, has always been what I would consider "cute." She wears baggy clothes, even in summer, and so I never really got to see her body. Our
..continue reading Lesbian Olga
I was feeling horny as hell the other night and
made a call to Slightly Older Lesbians (SOL) to hook
up with an older woman's horny like me. In the past, I
would have gone to Novak's R Bar or Lilly's Music &
Social House but women in the St. Louis,
..continue reading The Sperm Hospital
She was upset for years after that, but my mother didn’t need him, she deserved better than that asshole anyway. My mother had been raising me by herself this whole time, making due with whatever we had, staying in shitty apartments while she worke
..continue reading Wonder Woman
"Geez, I know all that, Mom! I'll be OK, really,"
the excited Drucilla exclaimed. "You've told me
all that stuff before."
"Drucilla darling, it's not that I don't trust
you, but it's just so important, now that Diana
has disappeared. You are the
..continue reading Dads Humiliation
Bailey Easton, and her boyfriend Brad, both 19 years old, wanted to get married, but first they needed her father's consent. Born and raised Catholic she met Brad at the end of high school. A budding romance followed. The youth snuck out into the eve
..continue reading My Wild Birthday CUM Party
Young teen Ladyboy gets his sweet 16th birthday, he had it CUMING to her and things get crazy, so lets BLOW the candles with him, FANTASY STORY...
Though I will be 16 years old am still little in body type, but then again big in other areas for bei
..continue reading Sassy Granny
My name is Cathy. I’m a 43 year old widowed mother. I have a 21 year old son named Brian. I’m a rather tall, slim woman; five foot eleven inches, very long, dark brown hair that comes down to my waist and dark brown eyes. Tennis and running has k
..continue reading Strapon fantasy
It’s amazing how hard it is to think logically when you’re horny. I had the house to myself for the entire morning, a rarity anymore, and I was finally able to spend plenty of time in front of the computer searching my favorite porn sites. On a d
..continue reading In praise of chubby and fat older women
It all started for me, wanting to be with chubby fat girls, when I was seventeen. Susan Fedico , and I had been fucking each other since we were fourteen. She was skinny as hell , no tits and her pubic bone use to rub me sore everytime we'd fuck. whi
..continue reading Farmer strippers
Daddy, can I talk to you?” It was my daughter, Janet who had just turned 16 and is the apple of my eye. She is a beauty, but I could be biased. She stands about 5’4” weighs an athletic 112 lbs., has gorgeous light brown hair and brown eyes to m
..continue reading Sexbot (robot sex,sci fi stories)
"Mark, did you hear me?"
Charles swung around to see an exceedingly tall slender amazon type woman in bikini shorts and a diagonal band with a strap which served as a top. She was possibly the sexiest woman he had ever seen. He couldn't tell if she w
..continue reading Silver Fox
Not far from Wynterton lay a small yet ancient grove of woods, where passersby rarely ventured. In the olden times it had been thought to be the home of witches and elves, but the truth of the matter was that people rarely had any business in these w
..continue reading Sister Mary (family fun, porn stories)
In the year after I turned 18, three incredible things happened to me. The first two sucked. I guess the third did too, but you'll get that joke later.
The first thing was that I hit puberty. Like a brick wall.
One day I was a normal kid, a decent se
..continue reading Anal sex with captain ass
We had just moved into this fancy-ass neighborhood about a month and half ago – my mother and I. It was just us, my dad had abandon us when I was 5, and good riddance to him. Unfortunately, my mother was torn up about him running out on us.
She w
..continue reading Fucking it on camera (cukold,xxx,porn)
Perhaps one of his more unusual undertakings was to apply for a job as a valet at an English stately home called Pitterslow Manor. His employer, Lord Snenton, was an ageing aristocrat with rather a strange sense of humor and virtually no sense when i
..continue reading Blowjob, Cheating part 2
“Shut the fuck up,” I growled at her…
I managed maybe five more strokes into her before I came…
When I came back to myself she was bent over the table beneath me, most of my weight on her. The gravity of what I had done slammed down on my s
..continue reading Son becomes an accident actor in an erotic thriller starring his mom
Gerald was struggling to stay awake. It was a Monday night, his homework was finished, he was home alone and his cock was ready to erupt. He was watching porn - video clips on his favorite website.
He was there every night, but lately, with his mom
..continue reading Lesbian erotic story
My introduction to the love of another woman came on a
warm spring evening very recently. I find myself
confused about what it means, afraid of the emotions
the experience has unleashed. And yet I cannot rid
myself of the glow of that one breatht
..continue reading Farm Family Fun
I was posed with a dilemma. I wasn't quite between the proverbial rock and
a hard place but it felt like it. My twin sons had informed me that they
were pretty sure they were gay. That, in and of itself, was not and is not
a big deal to me. It just i
..continue reading Mature ficken in the airport
With each revolution of the turntable conveyer belt in the Newport News airport's baggage claims area Lisa became increasingly convinced that the bag wasn't there. She pulled the one that had been there closer to her for assurance.
The bags had gone
..continue reading Jenny fucks Pham's grandfather as a 90th birthday gift - part1
Jenny and I were just about to celebrate our first wedding anniversary. We first met about five years prior, while working at a local gym as personal trainers as we were putting ourselves through university.
Jenny taught yoga and cardio classes, whi
..continue reading Santa Fucks xxx
It is the evening after Thanksgiving, and as all around the town of Fairbush people were shopping, making merry and just enjoying the official start of Christmas season and in her warm home Amalia, the Good Witch was preparing her Christmas shopping
..continue reading Ass to mouth
My first three year of high school could have been better. I was a pudgy boy and only five foot nine inches with a pimply face. My confidence was low so it didn’t take much to bring out my shyness and that is what made my first year horrible.
Alth
..continue reading Sex in the park
I'm a really lucky guy, I have two women who are hoy
for me and willing to share me between them. Our
relationship goes back a couple of years now, when I
was dating Liz and getting some on the side from
Patricia. I ended up getting caught out by
..continue reading Black voyeur porn story
When it comes to sex, I've always perceived myself as
very open, sophisticated, adventurous, erotic and
fairly aggressive, in a lady-like way. I have a very
healthy sexual appetite and usually find a way of
getting what I want when I want it. And
..continue reading Busty blowjob porn story
It had been some time since I last saw her and my lust for her body had been growing strong every day. I needed to see her, that beautiful face, that long blonde hair, feel her huge tits, feel her throat constricting around my cock, I needed to fuck
..continue reading Young asian teen sex
Description: A young Asian Player (aZiaN PLaYa in street slang) lusting after and screwing the different Asian hotties in his life.
Chapter 1
Jenny Lin was perfect. She was beautiful, intelligent, great sense of humor, etc; very cliché, but in he
..continue reading Late night incest show
"And that's the news for tonight. This is Andy Taberon wishing you a very pleasant evening!"
Andy kept the very studied but seemingly relaxed and casual smile until the red light above camera three's lens went off and he was free to turn to the moni
..continue reading No sex, humour erotic story
Description: In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear.
by Edweird Lytwer-Bulton
(Sometimes knows as Russell Ho
..continue reading Glory hole story
I've been sucked many times in booths and through glory
holes, but I have only sucked a few guys in return. I'm
really picky, I guess, but unless a guy's cock is
actually attractive to me, and he's squeaky clean
looking in appearance, dress, groo
..continue reading Cheating sex
At 30 years old, Bob starts to find himself putting on weight and developing a beer belly. To remedy this, he decides to take up jogging in the early morning hours. He soon finds that his attractive neighbor favors running at this time as well. S
..continue reading New year gangbang
Synopsis: Sequel to New Year's Eve. It's now the next morning after a wild New Year's Eve and the two couples must face what they've done. Their vows to never do it again don't last very long, nor do they stop them from progressing to the next level
..continue reading A Lesson Regarding Humanity
Further adventures of Ken, Meghan, and Jo from A Correct Destiny. I have written this story so it is not necessary to have read the original novel to enjoy and understand it, although it will no doubt be enhanced if you have/do.
The Reptilian Lounge
..continue reading A Lost Generation
While it was in progress, it would be called World War III. After it was all said and done, it would be called Armageddon. Whatever it was referred to as, it would go down in history as the bloodiest, costliest, most destructive event in human histor
..continue reading Dirty stories : The lady's naughty urge
"Ohhhh, Billy! Oh Billy! Ooooohhh! Mmmmmm! Wait, I don't know if we should do this!"
"Come on, Ellen! It'll feel good! You know it will! Ten times better than it feels already!"
The boy had the girl's skirt around her waist. Her panties lay in a fo
..continue reading The asian twins
The Twins
"Hey there, stud."
I recognized the voice immediately. Somehow, she always knew where to find me. No matter where I went in the course of a given day, she just kind of showed up. It was as if she'd sown a homing device into my skin. For
..continue reading Lightning in a Bottle
This is a time travel, coming of age story involving a middle-aged man who suddenly gets sent back in time, to find himself a teenager again. There are many excellent examples out there of stories like this. I'd like to mention three in particular wh
..continue reading S/M stories : Dominating thrills
The fantasies flashed through his brain in little lightning shocks. Lips caressing the backs of upper thighs, licking softly, a white leg rising up an inch or two with each wet kiss... the aroma of untapped moisture from a steaming body, a hot fragra
..continue reading The wife next door
Experts argue over whether or not a man is naturally monogamous. If we accept that he is, we must allow for the undeniable fact that many marriage partners are not satisfied with the favors of one mate.
When we say "man", we must of course include "
..continue reading Blackmailed teens story
Sandy Robinson stretched her lush young body voluptuously and yawned with pleasure. As her muscles tensed, the short filmy nightgown she wore hiked up until the bottom edge just barely covered her softly-rounded buttocks and upper thighs, accentuatin
..continue reading Large, protruding breasts
Susie felt it happen as she slipped off her dress, sheer magic warmly enveloping her flesh, softening it to the bone. Her movements slowed. She dropped the dress on the bathroom laundry hamper and felt her face, her throat, her bra stretched by sudde
..continue reading Mother and son
Desertion has aptly been termed the poor man's divorce but, in recent decades, more and more middle-class husbands have been taking this easy way out of what to them is an intolerable marital situation. Such behavior is deplorable, for no real man, w
..continue reading Hungry spouse
In many cases today's marriage is seen as a business and/or social arrangement between consenting adults rather than a continuing expression of love.
The results are obvious: casual, promiscuous infidelity; a lack of concern for the partner and the
..continue reading Cheating wife
Leo McKern paced the room with that restless rapacious stride of his. "I tell you those buns were so firm I wanted to grab that sweet little ass and rip those pants off her and fondle that sweet ass right there in the store!"
Mona McKern glanced up
..continue reading Anal surprise
I get to the airport two hours early. I'm always a little off-kilter when David has been away - not in the way that one worries over the possibility of a plane crash or car accident, but just simply unaccustomed to the quiet of the house, the noises
..continue reading More love to come
Although the bedpost could have provided support for his venture, the skinny hairy man was too drunk to notice. He balanced on one leg and regarded the sock -- his arch-enemy of the moment -- curled enticingly around his toes. He grabbed for it, miss
..continue reading Cum swap fest
Havelock Ellis, who was a pioneer in the field of scientific study of sexual behavior, explains that if we are to obtain a deeper insight into the psychology of general human behavior, we must first possess a broader understanding of how sex works in
..continue reading The ape girl
Blair Fortner leaned over her open suitcase and let her strawberry blonde mane cascade down over her shoulders and hang in her way. She was used to working through that veil of hair.
But she was going to have to figure out something to do with it no
..continue reading The five face of masochism
A work bearing the title of The Five Bloods of Ireland would need no justification for its title other than that the contents of the work deal with the five principal septs or families of Ireland, i.e., the O'Neils, the O'Connors, the O'Briens, the O
..continue reading Desires
Sexuality is so much a part of the human condition that it is almost the same as saying to be human is to be sexual. Animals are regulated by seasons and physiological changes which apparently act as stimulus triggers. A bitch in heat, for example, w
..continue reading Honry hostage, anal sex
"Ummmmmmm, I want all three of you guys to fuck me at once!" Bambi said.
The three young studs before her all nodded their approval. All four of the young people got undressed. The three young men had boners. The girl had a wet cunt.
A wet mouth.
..continue reading Carribean Sex Cruise
I walked up the gangway, one of the last ones on, along with my friends Steve and John. We flown in on a late flight and rushed like crazy to get to the port. I couldn't believe our luck, or mine, rather. I won this cruise two months ago, in Septembe
..continue reading Sex adventures with Judy
Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b
..continue reading Judy Penncroft is a bitch
Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b
..continue reading Judy Penncroft is a bitch
Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b
..continue reading Judy Penncroft is a bitch
Judy Penncroft lay on her back, savoring the soft, silent morning. The weight of Mark, her husband, pressed the double bed mattress down beside her, rolling her slightly towards him. She thought of that pressure and warmth being missing, of the bed b
..continue reading The Perfect Game (The perfect game for lowering inhibitions is invented)
When I was 23 years old, I invented the perfect adult party game.
There may be some situations where other games may be preferred, but for my purposes (and probably yours) this was the greatest game ever. I have dozens of friends and partners who wi
..continue reading Unique Tattooing (Ann gets inked in an intimate area)
"Unique tattooing, can I help you?" David answered the ringing phone. "Hi David, this is Ann. Do you have any time to squeeze me in today?" she asked, cheerfully.
A huge smile flashed across David's already darkly handsome face when he heard her voi
..continue reading A night to remember with Lydia the rock chick
Dante's was such a good club. Isn't it funny that it always seems to be the really good places that close down? Well, it's still there I suppose. It's got a different name now and you wouldn't recognise it at all. New owners, new decor, different mus
..continue reading My Wife and the Teen Boy
My wife, Cindy, has always been buddies with teenage boys. She just seems to get along with them very well. She teases them in humorous ways, and they love it, then they tease her back. Sometimes, if she likes one of them exceptionally well, I have s
..continue reading Molly can control time, not the desire for her own sister
For what we receive, we swear to you, Brighde. We swear together, as mothers, daughters, sisters, aunts, nieces, wives and widows, to protect the lands and the people of Ireland against her foes. Where shelter is sought, we will offer it. Where aid i
..continue reading Lust For Mother In Law (Mother in a law is all he wants)
I’ve always loved my wife but she’s a bit of a prude. I met her in high school and back then her innocence was sweet. It was a turn on too because she was willing to be taught. Yeah, I taught Stacy everything from how to move her hips when I was
..continue reading Stepmother goes wild for her brash 19-year-old stepson
I.
It was 6 a.m. and Kitty was down in the kitchen making eggs. Her usual uptight mannerisms, developed over the course of a two-year marriage to man that resembled a dopey eyed sloth, were suddenly being replaced with an easy grace as she shuffled a
..continue reading Hot Summer Night Secret (A hot wife finds unexpected relief in the neighbor's pool)
It was a hot night. It was after midnight and Rachel could not sleep. While the air conditioning ran almost constantly, it didn't seem to be helping. She looked over at her husband, Scott, who was apparently unaffected.
After tossing and turning a c
..continue reading Hindsight (Mary Ellen is seduced into Anal sex by her loving neighbors)
Chapter 1
Mary Ellen Jakowski sat in her kitchen with her good friend Dana Carter having their usual morning coffee. The two women had been friends since the Carters moved into the neighborhood five years ago. Their husbands, Richard and Drew, had b
..continue reading Becky in the Blizzard (Beckys life is changed forever when she gets snowed in)
"Brrrr" said Becky, stepping out of her beat up SUV and walking up the driveway. It was the middle of February, and the snow had just begun to fall. She was dressed in sheepskin boots and gray sweats that had her school logo on the right hip, with a
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Your search to humor stories is over here.
Black Cock Quickie
My name is Sandy, I'm a 26 year old wife and this is the
story of my first interracial experience.
My husband was out of town for business; he was going to
be gone for three weeks. After about a week and a half I
couldn't control the desire to h
..continue reading Doctor in my ass (anal,medical,doctor sex)
I’ve never been that fond of doctors. Oh, I don’t mean the kind of psychotic fear that mighty men have of people in the medical profession. But the sad fact is, we women are burdened with various naughty parts that unfortunately require us from t
..continue reading Sister's plan
I woke up with my head pounding, my own fault I might add, drinking was not something I was very good at and by the feeling that even the dim light of the room I was in was giving me, I'd do my usual vow of never drinking again after about 10 aspirin
..continue reading The laughing ferret is licking
I went home tiredly from the bakeries at seven o'clock in the morning, saying I'm going to sleep, I'm just knocking, knocking a little lighter, not bothering the simon. I look back in the garden, there Petigeci and the Kacagó go with a battery in he
..continue reading Nikki x Swingman
"Mmmmm, look at that pretty pussy," Nikki purred for Eric's benefit.
Nikki made a quick swipe across the top flap that hid Tori's sensitive
clit,
her tongue feeling the sparse blonde hairs that surrounded the area.
This position wasn't any good fo
..continue reading My Wife Denies She's A Tease
Sandy and I joined the marriage population ten years ago. We base our happiness on being open with each other. We heard that the older the marriage, the more stale the sex life. This hasn’t hit us as we try to keep our sexual appetites honed with s
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