Liza, Daniel, Jessica,& Dick's Story
"Dick, we've got a small problem," I shouted over the running water of the
shower. "What is it Jes," he asked sticking his head out from the bathtub. "Oh I
see,
your dry, come on in," he said smiling offering me his hand. "Dick, I'm trying to be seri
..continue reading A Present For The One I Love
We were walking through the woods near our home at the
time of the shock. Julie did not take it well; she
thought that I didn't love her. But she was wrong about
that.
The problem had always been there, though neither of us
really noticed to beg
..continue reading Night nurse comes calling
I had cause to stay in hospital for a few days; nothing serious but it did involve several long tests. When I arrived I was expecting to end up on a general ward but was surprised to find that there were no beds available on the ward and arrangements
..continue reading Lady Jane xxx
I play bass in a jazz quartet, just for fun and we all
have day jobs. Music is a hobby, and if I had to do it
for a living then it would start to become a chore. We
play at small clubs now and again, also weddings,
friend's birthdays, chari
..continue reading Watersports Other than Surfing
The first time I ever used an Internet dating site, I thought it would be just for fun. I never expected it to work, let alone help me find something that would change my love life forever – and open up my world to the greatest, most perverse sex I
..continue reading Sex in the workplace with a twist
It was time for our annual office Christmas party.
Hmmm ... I know what you are thinking. You're think-
ing, "How many times have I read THAT in a story as a
pretext for naughty goings-on?"
But consider the circumstances of these affairs
..continue reading I Get Shared
As I say these events happened in the early 1990s when I was only twenty. Let me tell you a little about myself. I’m in my early forties and have been married for nearly twenty years to my husband Andy. We have two children and we live in the south
..continue reading Interracial Quality Control
Falwell Organics was a family company. Springing from strange roots, her family had rebelled against conservative rural Christian culture by becoming hippies, but since they were already farmers, the only change was turning to organic farming with th
..continue reading A brother and sister meet for the first time in eighteen years
Gina had left her home in Leeds, England for Canada
with her husband David, three years after the birth of
her brother Barry. Her mother's pregnancy twenty years
after Gina was born was a tremendous shock for
everyone. Gina's parents had tried fo
..continue reading Blowjob lessons with Melissa
Last summer was the case, with nothing but me, my ex-wife, Petigec and Ági. My girlfriend was a good woman, he was a true peasant girl, so he was his father all day. So that was the big big dick, big dick peasant girl, at the age of fifteen when I w
..continue reading My dirty neighbour
Come on Maddi, time for bed!” I call out from the kitchen.
I was spending another night babysitting the children of one of my mums close friends, who lived just up the road from my house. She was married but her husband went away for weeks at a ti
..continue reading My Neighbor Emily
“Come on Maddi, time for bed!” I call out from the kitchen.
I was spending another night babysitting the children of one of my mums close friends, who lived just up the road from my house. She was married but her husband went away for weeks at a
..continue reading Titfucking
I had arranged a dinner date with our new friend Sugar, as nicknamed by Holly. It was nice to get out and have a chilled evening, it was good to get the invite for dinner.
I really did want some timeout with him on his own and get to know him. To we
..continue reading No sex, humour erotic story
Description: In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear.
by Edweird Lytwer-Bulton
(Sometimes knows as Russell Ho
..continue reading Dad masturbation
If this is not the worst story I've ever written, it's not from lack of effort on my part. I wrote it as an exercise in bad similes, metaphors, and other big grammatical words most people don't learn in High School English, just in case the ASSM Bulw
..continue reading A Reluctant Nudist
From my now, rather more knowledgeable experience of life, I've discovered that it's not too unusual to find that the full erotic significance of a particular incident or situation that occurred some time in the past, was not always fully appreciated
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Your search to humour stories is over here.
Mind Candy
I can't believe you're still asleep. You usually get up way
before I do. I guess last night wore you out.
You look so sweet laying there on your side. I run my hand
across the side of your face and over your ear. You don't
move, you must really be o
..continue reading My First Time With My Fathers Wife (My stepmother has her way with me)
It had been a hot day, and I was very tired from working out in the backyard all day. I was 18, and my dad had busted me smoking weed in my car so he took the keys away. "In order for you to get it back," he said, "you have to get that backyard looki
..continue reading Mary had taught them how to use their hands and mouths to bring themselves to orgasm
The buzzing of the alarm clock ended the sound sleep and erotic dreams
that Sally had been enjoying. As she reached over her still sleeping
cousin to stop the annoying sound, Kim woke up. "Good morning," Sally
said, "its time to go fishing."
Kim r
..continue reading My sister wanted my cock
I don't know why but sex with your sister is really hot. I think because it's so wrong is why it's so hot. My sister Tamera, she enjoys sex. One day I was home and I think she thought she was alone, cause her door was wide open, she had double penetr
..continue reading Day of a cam slut
Today is my first day at work, my first day like a cam model. Remember yesterday I had the job interview and I had that adventure with the studio manager. Not adventure, I just sucking his dick. Anyway I was waking up in the morning and I will take a
..continue reading My dirty past
I like writing stories about the girls I have had a sexual relationship with some lasting almost 5 years. This one is about Missy ,who is still one of my wife's oldest and dearest friends.It all started after 6 years of marriage , Missy came to live
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