Liza, Daniel, Jessica,& Dick's Story
"Dick, we've got a small problem," I shouted over the running water of the
shower. "What is it Jes," he asked sticking his head out from the bathtub. "Oh I
see,
your dry, come on in," he said smiling offering me his hand. "Dick, I'm trying to be seri
..continue reading A Present For The One I Love
We were walking through the woods near our home at the
time of the shock. Julie did not take it well; she
thought that I didn't love her. But she was wrong about
that.
The problem had always been there, though neither of us
really noticed to beg
..continue reading Night nurse comes calling
I had cause to stay in hospital for a few days; nothing serious but it did involve several long tests. When I arrived I was expecting to end up on a general ward but was surprised to find that there were no beds available on the ward and arrangements
..continue reading Lady Jane xxx
I play bass in a jazz quartet, just for fun and we all
have day jobs. Music is a hobby, and if I had to do it
for a living then it would start to become a chore. We
play at small clubs now and again, also weddings,
friend's birthdays, chari
..continue reading Watersports Other than Surfing
The first time I ever used an Internet dating site, I thought it would be just for fun. I never expected it to work, let alone help me find something that would change my love life forever – and open up my world to the greatest, most perverse sex I
..continue reading Sex in the workplace with a twist
It was time for our annual office Christmas party.
Hmmm ... I know what you are thinking. You're think-
ing, "How many times have I read THAT in a story as a
pretext for naughty goings-on?"
But consider the circumstances of these affairs
..continue reading I Get Shared
As I say these events happened in the early 1990s when I was only twenty. Let me tell you a little about myself. I’m in my early forties and have been married for nearly twenty years to my husband Andy. We have two children and we live in the south
..continue reading Interracial Quality Control
Falwell Organics was a family company. Springing from strange roots, her family had rebelled against conservative rural Christian culture by becoming hippies, but since they were already farmers, the only change was turning to organic farming with th
..continue reading A brother and sister meet for the first time in eighteen years
Gina had left her home in Leeds, England for Canada
with her husband David, three years after the birth of
her brother Barry. Her mother's pregnancy twenty years
after Gina was born was a tremendous shock for
everyone. Gina's parents had tried fo
..continue reading Blowjob lessons with Melissa
Last summer was the case, with nothing but me, my ex-wife, Petigec and Ági. My girlfriend was a good woman, he was a true peasant girl, so he was his father all day. So that was the big big dick, big dick peasant girl, at the age of fifteen when I w
..continue reading My dirty neighbour
Come on Maddi, time for bed!” I call out from the kitchen.
I was spending another night babysitting the children of one of my mums close friends, who lived just up the road from my house. She was married but her husband went away for weeks at a ti
..continue reading My Neighbor Emily
“Come on Maddi, time for bed!” I call out from the kitchen.
I was spending another night babysitting the children of one of my mums close friends, who lived just up the road from my house. She was married but her husband went away for weeks at a
..continue reading Titfucking
I had arranged a dinner date with our new friend Sugar, as nicknamed by Holly. It was nice to get out and have a chilled evening, it was good to get the invite for dinner.
I really did want some timeout with him on his own and get to know him. To we
..continue reading No sex, humour erotic story
Description: In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear.
by Edweird Lytwer-Bulton
(Sometimes knows as Russell Ho
..continue reading Dad masturbation
If this is not the worst story I've ever written, it's not from lack of effort on my part. I wrote it as an exercise in bad similes, metaphors, and other big grammatical words most people don't learn in High School English, just in case the ASSM Bulw
..continue reading A Reluctant Nudist
From my now, rather more knowledgeable experience of life, I've discovered that it's not too unusual to find that the full erotic significance of a particular incident or situation that occurred some time in the past, was not always fully appreciated
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Your search to humour stories is over here.
Fucking great chicks Tim
Tim sat back and watched the crowd of men cheering on the
three lady entertainers. He smiled enjoying the sight of
guys whom he knew, and their reaction to the show the three
young women put on.
Two of them were rubbing each oth
..continue reading Kinky sex
A couple of weeks ago my wife and I settled down to a quiet night in with a couple of videos and some wine. The rain had been lashing at the windows all day and had just turned to snow. Every so often, I would get up and have a look though the curtai
..continue reading CFNM For Neighbor and Friend
This woman, Christina, who lived a few doors down from me in our apartments, didn’t have a car and she would ask me for rides all the time. I didn’t really mind it because she was really hot and each time I did take her somewhere I would wear sho
..continue reading Bisexual story
I am a member of a web site for gay sex dating call Gaydar and I have met one or to men from there being married and my wife not knowing that I am Bi-Sexual I have to make sure that who ever I get to meet can accommodate I have met men that just want
..continue reading Deeply on mouth
Mary Pekin sat in the back row of the high school class room almost unable to look any of the other women in the face. This was so embarrassing! She had lost complete control over her sex drive because of her over developed clitoris! She had been to
..continue reading Daring Hotel Sex
The story recounted below, all taking place one drunken night in a hotel room, is 100% true. The events that enabled me to undertake what would have to be the most daring sexual escapade of my life, however, had been evolving over time.
For the past
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